Now, you're probably wondering, since when did I fish with a net?
Since this last storm.
Now, this wasn't your ordinary fishing trip. For one thing, I had no bait. For another, I was really fishing for fish.
Yep, I was fishing for garbage.
Here's what's surfaced:
One shoe. It issmall and white.
One can of spray on starch. Don't ask me what it's for, for I don't know.
One glass jar, complete with lid. AND full of water.
One yellow plastic jug of Prestone II. All I know is that it goes in your car.
Washed up (or not), I found a green plastic lid.
And, on the bank, I found a small white bottle of developing lotion. It's for your hair. Enscribed on the bottle was this message:
IMPORTANT
SNIP TIP BEFORE ADDING CLAIRESSE HAIRCOLOR TO DEVELOPER LOTION. DISCARD ANY UNUSED MIXTURE AS STORAGE MAY CAUSE THIS APPLICATOR TO BURST.
Now, my question is, is that spontaneous combustion bursting or not?
Now, my question is, is that spontaneous combustion bursting or not?



