Stranger Things

Yeah, yeah, I know. I've been off here forever. A thousand apologies.

And this will be short. I don't have much to say and am not feeling very profound. Plus, the "g" key isn't working right now, so I have to bang it really hard to get it to work.

Also, note that is will be strange. But is that so far from usual?

Now that that's dispensed with, I can continue.

I am still alive.

That would appear to be self-evident.

But not so.

What if, for example, I was dead and am writing as a ghost?

Stranger things have happened.

Or, what if I was not me and was really an impostor?

Stranger things have happened.

Stranger things?

I leave you to decide what would be stranger.